You Have A Small Dick Anyway, Get Yourself A Sex Doll
If you are a man of dating age and have a small penis, below are a few things you SHOULD NOT be doing in 2018. Save us girls a headache and get yourself a sex doll.
1. Don’t bother giving us pep talks about how personality trumps dick size. You wouldn’t be saying that if you were gifted with a horse cock.
2. If your penis does not meet the following criteria: Length and girth are at least 5 inches, you have no right sliding in anyone but your Mom’s DM’s.
3. Your muscles are huge not because you spent hours at the gym, but rather because your lonely nights are spent beating your meat (masturbating)-GET YOURSELF A SEX DOLL.
4. A woman shall not live on oral sex alone. Penetration matters.
5. The sex doll will not hold a meeting with her fellow sex dolls to gossip about how your balls are bigger than your dick.
If you have a small dick, save yourself some trouble and please just get yourself a sex doll. You can thank me later.
Afua Saah, Staff Writer
I'm an innocent lady with an eye for married men. In my spare time, I often fantasize about how to get in bed with your husband while still maintaining my innocent girl persona. I'm a 28 year old single lady who only says what everyone is thinking. You can thank me later.
