Most men are greedy and jealous but they will go every length to show that, they are not jealous when it comes to women. Interestingly, most women accept on first prompt that they are jealous and greedy—and as such, they are not ready to share their men with anyone.
I am talking about a class of human beings who even gets upset if they see another of their kind, wearing something they are already wearing—despite the fact that the person also bought it with her own money. From this common illustration, you should know how intolerable women are when it comes to sharing.
Fortunately for men and unfortunately for some women, there are those single women who present themselves as less jealous or greedy—and are ready to become the side chicks, perhaps, the right name should be the side biatches.
For men who are lucky to meet such single women, it mostly feels like you’ve won the lottery and just as the whole enterprise/offer seems too good to be true—mostly, they are indeed too good to be true.
Most of the side chicks have hidden agenda, well concealed between the space they seem to fill in your relationships—and for some reason, they can be exceptionally fun, stealing your attention from the main chick-be it the wife or girlfriend.
Yesterday, I was sent a video of a Nigerian woman which you can see below (I believe this was recorded for fun) who called her boyfriend only to have the main girlfriend of the man picking the phone at the other end.
The conversation was pretty interesting as she didn’t seem bothered about her position as the side biatch, adding that, if the main biatch is not happy about the current state of things and she wants to leave, she can. But she should notify her when she is leaving so she will know that her position has changed from being the side biatch to main biatch.
In fact, there are women like this out there—I mean plenty of them who come up as not caring about whoever is in the room, provided they get a little space at the corner—and provided their immediate needs are taken care of.
For most men, what else could be exciting than this? Having a second single woman who you can call your woman—and more importantly, who knows about the other woman but has no problem or will not act in anyway to alert the other, so they mostly say.
Such affairs start on high note, with plenty to do and a lot of fun to catch. If you are not lucky or smart, the new side chick can draw you away from the main pond, making you leave traits of ‘something going wrong’ with the main chick.
Most main chicks pick up on this change of habits quickly and before you know, you are under ‘Mossad surveillance’. This is why a greater number of men who start the side chick affairs get busted. But this is not the point of this article so let me leave them to their fate…
What most men do not know is; the side chick is as jealous and greedy as the main chick—I wouldn’t want to say all women are the same but they certainly are from the same mother. Some are good at holding up their jealousy and greed for a little longer; it does not mean they are fundamentally different or do not have the quest to have sole ownership.
After the side chick has made you aware she does not care about the main chick and you can have both of them provided she gets a fair share of you, mostly she demands a small proportion of you or your time, things begin to change with the lapse of time.
Gradually, the side chick who once did not care about the main chick calling you when she is around begins to complain about how long you stay on the phone with the main chick when she is with you—and then it moves to, I don’t want to hear you talk to her so you can excuse yourself anytime she calls.
I thought the side chick said she did not care? She was just playing the ‘pull him into the pond’ card and this seems to work on most guys except those who have had the ‘opportunity’ to have been in and out of this situation before, having learnt a lesson not to trust what the side chick presents.
For some men who are unlucky, before you know, the unreasonable side chick has already introduced herself to the main chick—and then you begin to wonder; what the hell happened?
I know someone whose side chick managed to take an after sex selfie of the two of them (topless in bed photo) and sent it to the main chick as part of her take over campaign. As if the main chick got there with a top speed rocket as within few minutes, the ‘open before door breaks down’ knock came through.
Though I do not believe this, I am told some side chicks genuinely step into relationships thinking that they wouldn’t mind being the other woman but with time, feelings and interest take over the set rules—pushing them to behave out of the initial set rules, a new agenda is then put in place.
To me, a side chick always has an agenda—all you have to hope for is; that agenda should not be ‘to one day become the main chick’ or else, you are in for a brutal shock.
For the men; the question is; is the side chick fun worth the many troubles that eventually take over? And for the women; why can’t you just stay as the side chick –after all, that is what you presented? Also, the side chick should not forget that, the moment she becomes the main chick, vacancy is created for the position of a side chick…