PYPER-PEBBLES Writes: The Vibrator; A Priceless Gift of Art That’s Almost Ruining My Sex Life

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All it took was reading the first sequel of E.L James’s erotic books, Fifty Shades of Grey and I was ready to try just about everything to spark and spice up my sexual life.

Truth be told, it has not been exactly easy finding a man who speaks the same sexual language as me. I know my choices and the whole idea of how sex is supposed to be has driven a lot of men away.

The familiar line I always got was; you are just crazy and you watch way too many movies. Crazy, yes! But I am no movie fanatic.

Wanting to employ the Christian Grey antics to my very own sex life in Ghana seemed impossible and it was so for a very long time.

Finally, someone came along and made me realise I have not been living in my own world— to him, kinky sex is no rocket science.

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All was well until now— mind you I have not been all kinky. Sometimes I want it soft and subtle too, with good music and modifying prop.

How I never got around getting myself a vibrator is something I am still trying to wrap my head around so imagine my joy when one finally availed itself to me.

I was happier than a kid going trick or treating on Halloween. That was the missing piece to my puzzle that I never realised its absence anyway.

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So we (bae and I) have been enjoying the most beautiful work of art until things got ugly. Man for whatever reasons begun feeling lazy for no apparent reason.

Dude will barely kiss me to get me wet at all the right places. And all he said was the vibrator was doing all the things he possibly won’t be able to do. As serious as he sounded, I found it pathetically funny— he was just being a jealous headcase.

My kind of vib

 

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Beyond that, it has been like that for some time now and my fear is we have lost the spark.

As I’ve always maintained, we all deserve a good cum in this f**ked up life so I am loving this—and I honestly cannot do away with my new toy. Not when it works this magic on me and brings my marrows to full glee.

If you are in Ghana and wants to experience the beautiful buzz that would get your legs sexually shaking, you can get yourself a small vibrator from the person I got mine from through this number: Call or Text: 0553994757–for just 100 GHS.

And do not forget to thank me, after the first thrill.

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